Don't Doubt the Label

I'm sitting here with my nose running and my mouth practically foaming. Why? Because I'm a total idiot. Feel free to laugh at me, I definitely deserve it.

Ramble has taken a liking to one of my houseplants so I went to Petsmart today to get some bitter spray to put on it. can you guess where this is going? They didn't have the brand I used to use when my other kitties were kittens so I got something different that claimed to be "all natural". The bitter agent was rosemary. I was a bit doubtful that rosemary could be bitter. got a better picture of where this is going?

So I spray some on the plant and it drips all over my hands. I'm at the sink to wash it off when my brain apparently shut down and I decided to taste it to see if it was actually bitter. yeah, GREAT idea, huh!? OMG it was horrible! Let me just be all the proof that you need that rosemary is bitter. My tongue was burning so I started spitting and rinsing with water. Ugh, it's awful tasting. Poor Ramble, I hope he's a smart kitty and that one taste will teach him.

I'm sure Kevin will get a good chuckle at me out of this one. I'm sure he'll tell me I deserve a Darwin Award for this one.